Showing posts with label The Onion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Onion. Show all posts

3/13/2008

Election '08 results inadvertantly leaked!

SPOILER ALERT!

The shadowy puppetmasters are likely not happy the Diebold Corporation, makers of the AccuVote voting machine among others has inadvertantly leaked the results of the election this fall. The winner? John McCain, of course. Those that weren't privy to the conspiracy were pretty close to cracking open the whole story anyway.

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

Hat tip: America's Finest News Source

1/30/2008

More ideas from Congress to "stimulate the economy"

Well, this idea couldn't be much worse than some of the others. As reported by America's Finest News Source.